Cracker Abuse

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Seems some kid at a university in Florida, during mass, took the Eucharist (the little cracker) back to this seat to show a friend. He was stopped repeatedly by church members (staff?) trying to either retrieve the cracker or make him eat it, I suppose.

He then put it in his mouth but secretly took it home and this is apparently the biggest of gigantically big things eva to cross the Catholic Church. What hapenned next has been completely insane. The kid's been receiving death threats, the university is being inundated with mail/email, and Bill Donohue has said this is worse than a hate crime.

Yes, he really said that. You really have to read this to get a better idea exactly what's going on.

But it gets better! Pharyngula picks up the story and asks his readers to score him some contraband Eucharist so that he may molest (not sexually, of course) it in inappropriate ways and publish the results of that work online. Call it cracker jihad!

I think this redefines the phrase 'jumping the shark.'